{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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