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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"type":"general","setup":"Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.","punchline":"You'll strain your eyes.","id":46}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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